Excuses they may Use

There's no such thing as a legitimate excuse for not using a condom - but that doesn't mean some guys won't come out with lines like these:

Look at me, I don't have any diseases;
I'll pull out before I come;
Putting it on interrupts sex;
Condoms give me a rash, I'm allergic to them;
I want to be closer to you because I love you so much;
They ruin the sensation of sex;
They look and smell horrible, I won’t be able to get it up;
It's like having a bath with your socks on;
They hurt me and cut the blood off
I'm too big (you wish!)
If you really cared about me, you wouldn't even ask me to use condoms;
I can't afford them;
I didn't bring any because you'd think I was presumptuous;
Just once won't hurt, we can get some tomorrow;
I'm too embarrassed to buy them;
But we don't need condoms, you're on the pill;
But you can't get pregnant if you're having a period;
The machine in the gents was empty.